Get Well Quotes

Get Well Quotes:

1. “After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.”

2. “An early morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.”

3. “Your never know how much they care until you are under the weather.”

4. “If you believe the many biographies of great men and women, none of them ever had syphilis. Which!”

5. “You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.”

6. “Part of the bias against frogs might be because they were associated with this cure. The “exploding frog cure” was almost certainly not its technical name. It’s definitely the only way I’ll ever refer to it, though.”

7. “Yesterday's a cancelled check, tomorrow's a promissory note, but today is cash, spend it wisely.”

8. “As you rest and heal, know that you are thought of warmly and wished a quick recovery.”

9. “Wishing that each day brings your renewed strength, brighter times, and a healthier, happier you. Get well soon.”

10. “Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.”

11. “Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.”

12. “The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.”

13. “Time is the best doctor.”

14. “Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.”

15. “There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.”

16. “Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.”

17. “At the time, though, vaccination was controversial. Many were opposed. In”

18. “I am doing everything humanly possible to try and get well, but lately things have just kept getting worse.”

19. “The treatment is really a cooperative of a trinity--the patient, the doctor and the inner doctor.”

20. “Give yourself whatever gifts of time and rest you need to feel better - and know that you're surrounded by caring thoughts and prayers and heartfelt wishes. Rest easy. Get well.”

21. “It isn't always easy, but when you're not feeling well...hope it helps to know others are thinking of you... and hoping that you'll be better very soon. Take good care of yourself.”

22. “I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.”

23. “The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience. Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter around.... Throughout history, "tender loving care" has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing.”

24. “A bowl of warmth, a soft face, a new day. Some get-well thoughts sent your way. Feel better soon.”

25. “How do you play someone in a movie? How do you do that? It's impossible - unless you know how. How do you cut somebody open and take out their appendix and sew them back up and watch them get well? That's impossible - unless you know how.”

26. “I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.”

27. “If you were a peasant and someone said, “If you live in a sewer, the bubonic plague won’t kill you,” your reaction likely wouldn’t be, “I am curious to hear the science behind that.” Your response would be, “Point me to the nearest sewer.”

28. “Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.”

29. “The best six doctors anywhere And no one can deny it Are sunshine, water, rest, and air Exercise and diet. These six will gladly you attend If only you are willing Your mind they'll ease Your will they'll mend And charge you not a shilling.”

30. “We have soon to have everywhere smoke annihilators, dust absorbers, ozonizers, sterilizers of water, air, food and clothing, and accident preventers on streets, elevated roads and in subways. It will become next to impossible to contract disease germs or get hurt in the city, and country folk will got to town to rest and get well.”

31. “This may be the most insane, ineffective cure in the world, but if you have the opportunity to travel back in time, please go see it performed, even though visiting the fourteenth century is dumb, so dumb, just so dumb.”

32. “Although you are feeling unwell, I know you will be back on your feet again soon.”

33. “The best of healers is good cheer.”

34. “Hope you'll soon be feeling fine the way you were before because things just won't be the same until you're well once more.”

35. “The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.”

36. “If these flowers were wishes, then my wish for you is to get well soon.”

37. “This might be a good time to mention that if you learn about an airborne virus that seems to be killing otherwise healthy young people in your area from a reputable medical journal, you are reading very bad news.”

38. “Sending you warm wishes for a quick recovery and good health.”

39. “Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted.”

40. “I will be very grateful that I get to go out and play a song and get well paid for it.”

41. “Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”

42. “There is a huge number of people outside our borders who would love to come here. In fact, many of them come here, get well educated, and then are required to leave... This is a factor in income inequality.”

43. “I realize that “Do No Harm” is the first rule of medicine, but “Don’t apply human shit to an open wound” seems like a good second one.”

44. “I was very lucky to get well known much later in life. You need to have flopped quite a few times to get a sense of how little any of it has to do with you.”

45. “When we are electing government officials, it is not stupid to ask yourself, “If a plague broke out, do I think this person could navigate the country through those times, on a spiritual level, but also on a pragmatic one? Would they be able to calmly solve one problem, and then another one, and then the next one? Or would bodies pile up in the streets?”

46. “When grandpa was ill and could've died, I would have swapped all my record sales so he could get well. He is the reason I am a singer. He was my best friend growing up.”

47. “Persecuting religious minorities is always ill-advised, every single time it occurs in history. I have never in my research found an instance where a historian says, “Wow, we were on the right side of history for torturing Group X back then.”

48. “A dark house is always an unhealthy house, always an ill-aired house, always a dirty house. Want of light stops growth and promotes scrofula, rickets, etc., among the children. People lose their health in a dark house, and if they get ill, they cannot get well again in it.”

49. “I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.”

50. “A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.”

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