Halloween Wishes 2017: [ Funny Scary Halloween Wishes Messages ]

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Happy Halloween Wishes 2017
Happy Halloween Wishes 2017

1. “You're the cutest pumpkin in the patch! Have a scary good time!”

2. “Ghosts and goblins and jack-o-lanterns at night; I sure hope your Halloween is the best type of fright!”
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3. “Wishing you a fun Halloween filled with magical surprises! May you get lots of treats that are good to eat!”

4. “I hope you have a great Halloween and enjoy dressing up and getting lots of candy! Have a super fun night.”

5. “Halloween is a night for ugly witches and evil vampires. You should fit right in - Enjoy!”

6. “Let’s carve out pumpkins on Halloween and enjoy the thrills of the frightful night. Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treats!”
7. “Don’t let any vampires suck the fun out of your night…have a frightfully festive Halloween!”

8. “I wish you have a spooky time on Halloween. But don’t get too scared though.”

9. “As the dark nights draw near, have a memorable and spooktacular Halloween!”

10. “I wish you have a happy Halloween filled with loads of great adventures! May the spirits and witches grant you all your wishes.”
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11. “Sending you good wishes for a Happy Halloween. Have fun hanging with the gang!”

12. “You are the only treat I need for this evening! Halloween hugs and kisses to you!”

13. “Having you in my life is the sweetest treat! Wishing you a very Happy Halloween!”

14. “Wishing you a ghoulish Hallowe'en. Hope you get lots of treats tonight!”

15. “Witches and warlocks, spirits and specters; give us some treats or prepare for some hecklers!”
16. “Creeping and crawling is no way to get through life, but it is the best way to enjoy Halloween.”

17. “It's time to wrap things up and have a wild and crazy Halloween!”

18. “Did you see the flying witch, the whispering branches and laughing moon? The night is scary; Carve me out a glowing pumpkin and let's head to the highway. Happy Halloween.”

19. “Who loves Halloween more than anyone else? No, not Dracula or Frankenstein…give up? The dentist…go easy on the candy this year so you don’t have to see him again soon!”

20. “Hope your Halloween is fun and spooky. Eat, drink and be scary!”
Happy Halloween Wishes 2017
Happy Halloween Wishes 2017

Funny Halloween Wishes


21. “Happy Halloween! I hope you enjoy all the fun festivities and have a super scary costume ready. Save some candy for us!”

22. “Happy Halloween to someone very special. Hoping your night rocks, just like you!”

23. “Lions and Tigers and Twilight characters, oh my! This year’s Halloween party is sure to be full of some great costumes…we can’t wait to see you there! Happy Halloween!”

24. “Here is wishing you a Halloween adventure filled with memories of love and creepiness.”

25. “Why did the witch walk across the street? Boo-cause her broom was in the shop! Happy Halloween…have a “spook”tacular time this year!”

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26. “The night carries the fragrance of caramel apples, tastes like roast sweet corn and looks like a carved pumpkins. Amazing Halloween.”

27. “You are going to be such an amazing princess this year! I hope you get lots of great candy and have a spectacular time! Happy Halloween! Let that tiara shine!”

28. “Halloween is a lifestyle, not a holiday! Happy Halloweenie!”

29. “Halloween is my favorite time of year because it’s the only time that I don’t mind hearing you say “boo” all the time…even when your boyfriend is around. Happy Halloween!”

30. “Come out in your creepiest dress; I have lots of candy and let us go hunting in the forest of the dead. Happy Halloween.”

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31. “Halloween fun is soon to begin. Hope your day is awesome and full of great treats. Have a bewitching night and a very happy Halloween.”

32. “Everybody is scared of something. I hope you find yours!”

33. “This evening is filled with such wonderful fright, the type of fear that comes with a terrible bite, and when it takes over there’s only one thing to say, “Give us some candy or clean egg off your house all day!” Just kidding, Happy Halloween!”

34. “Are you still standing? A dead man is right behind you. Run! Happy Halloween.”

35. “When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whipsers, ’tis near Halloween.”

36. “Have a Happy and Fun Halloween - Don't be afraid of the dark!”

37. “You know what they say…a caramel apple a day keeps the goblins away! Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treats!”

38. “Hope your Halloween is just crawling with happiness, because a person as you deserves it!”

39. “I hope you enjoy your Halloween festivities this year and carve some incredible jack-o-lanterns and create some amazing costumes…have so much fun trick or treating!”

40. “Halloween parties are more fun when you've got a few of your scariest friends to share it with.”
Happy Halloween Wishes 2017
Happy Halloween Wishes 2017

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41. “Trick or treat, I think you’re sweet on Halloween and always. May it be dreadfully creepy and scary and a whole lot of fun. Happy Halloween.”

42. “Ballerinas and pirates will take to the streets; looking for candy and other good treats; if you don’t have these items when they come to beg; you may find your house, then, covered in egg. Happy Halloween!”

43. “Even if you don’t hand out trick-or-treats for Halloween, look at it this way: It's the only time of the year all the candy is on sale.”

44. “Beware of the demons and witches and goblins…and of the houses that don’t give full bars…have a super fun trick or treat and a great Halloween!”

45. “If I were you, I'd never let me go. Because if you do, the zombies will make me their dinner.”

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46. “Zombies and monsters may lurk in the dark, jesters and vampires may even embark, but if you are ghoulish and ghostly wherever you’re seen, you’re sure to have such a wonderful Halloween!”

47. “There's nothing wrong with funny Halloween costumes. Going dressed as a hot dog will surely get some laughs.”

48. “Cauldrons and broomsticks take shape in the night, making your Halloween full of fun and of fright, don’t cross any witches or fall under their spell, and your Halloween night will go perfectly well!”

49. “If you've got your toilet paper guarded and kept under lock and key, it must be Halloween.”

50. “Whether you dress like Garfield, Odie, or Pookie, I hope that your Halloween is spectacularly spooky! Happy Halloween.”

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51. “If you know the witch who left her cauldron behind, please tell her that it's blocking my driveway.”

52. “Yarrrgh! Ye be a mighty fine pirate this Halloween…be sure to scour for plenty o’ plunder and take heed to the night!”

53. “Playfulness is always appreciated on Halloween. It's the time when adults can become kids again.”

54. “I hope you have an un-boo-lievably fun Halloween! Eat lots of candy and have a great time! May you only receive treats and no black cats cross your path this Halloween. Have so much fun!”

55. “We used to enjoy Halloween, but then that group of bratty kids came by and TP'd our house!”

56. “May your jack-o-lantern burn bright all through the night! Happy Halloween…hope it’s the best one yet!”

57. “Halloween is the time of year for frightening things to occur. Be on the lookout for something scary!”

58. “The witches and goblins are near! What a night of frightful cheers! Spread some spooky queers! For Halloween is here!”

59. “If you're not scaring anyone with your costume, then you're probably not doing it right.”

60. “Black cats skitter and ghouls patter by, it’s time to celebrate as All Hallow’s Eve has arrived!”

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61. “If it snows on Halloween, that's the perfect time to break out the snowman costume. It's so appropriate, don't you think?”

62. “I hope your Halloween is all treats and no tricks…enjoy the candy and festivities!”

63. “Don't look now, but there's no floor beneath you! Oops, sorry! Happy Halloween!”

64. “Happy Halloween to you…Hope it is a “spook”tacular one! Enjoy the yummy treats!”

65. “Halloween parties are more fun when people come in costumes. After all, what's Halloween without costumes?”

66. “Visions of witches on broomsticks fill me with delight and make me think of you in a good way. I hope your broom is tuned up and ready to go on a spellbinding Halloween adventure.”

67. “Traveling in groups is fun for trick-or-treating, but remember that it's everyone for themselves when it comes to candy.”

68. “A talisman or amulet can bring you much good luck. So can this Halloween card, for in it is tucked good luck. Wishes for a Happy Halloween are also tucked inside.”

69. “Hopefully it's not cold on Halloween, or you're going to have some chilly ghosts and goblins out there.”

70. “There’s a black cat in window and a pumpkin on my stoop. On the lawn is a ghost and a witch. This tells me Halloween is very near, so Happy Halloween to you.”
Happy Halloween Wishes 2017
Happy Halloween Wishes 2017

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71. “Halloween will soon be here, so try your best to have no fear. Enjoy the night!”

72. “Happy Halloween, Happy Halloween, Happy Halloween! Redundant? Yes. Boring? No. Hope yours is delightful, frightful, and sweet in every way. Hope it is a fun experience.”

73. “What are you going as for Halloween? Hopefully it's something scary, because kids like scary.”

74. “When given the choice of a trick or a treat, I would take the latter. Knowing you has been the best treat of my life, which is why I’m wishing you the best on Halloween day.”

75. “Those who go as ghosts should probably be spooky. No one likes a timid ghost.”

76. “On Halloween, I hope you laugh until you cry, and I hope the Halloween treats you receive far outnumber the number of tricks played on you. Enjoy Halloween to the fullest.”

77. “Keep the lights on this night, because you never know what may be lurking in the dark. Halloween greetings!”

78. “If you see a pumpkin in my window, then you know it’s Halloween. I hope that it’s the kind of day that really makes you scream.”

79. “Happy Halloween to all you spookily special people out there. Remember to have fun and don't frighten too many people!”

80. “Halloween is a holiday children of all ages can enjoy. I hope you and your inner child have loads of fun. Best Halloween wishes from someone who never wants to grow up.”

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81. “If you're not doing enough of the scaring on Halloween, prepare to be scared yourself.”

82. “Do you know, some people believe the deceased come back from the dead to visit the living on Halloween? I hope all who come to visit you put a smile on your face this Halloween.”

83. “Halloween season is just a whisker away. Hope you have a bewitching time!”

84. “I heard you’d like to be Superman for Halloween. No offense, but I think you’d be better as Peter from Family Guy. Have an enjoyable and laid back Halloween.”

85. “May your Halloween be free of pests, people, and poltergeists.”

86. “I love the skeleton in your yard. Is it the one you’ve been hiding in your closet all these years? Chuckles. Have a spooktacular Halloween.”

87. “When the weather outside is frightful, being mischievous is so delightful! Happy Halloween!”

88. “You’re never too old to dress up on Halloween, and you’re never too old to get naked on a magical Halloween night. Have fun on Halloween, my friend.”

89. “Here's to wishing you a happy Halloween! It's a regular creep-tacular out there!”

90. “What I love most about Halloween is, I get to eat a lot of the candy my kids collect. Life is good. Halloween makes it better. Have a sweet one.”

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91. “Here's wishing that your Halloween is festive for all the little ghouls that stop by your house.”

92. “Let the power of Halloween charge up your broomstick as well as your soul. Let the full moon bring all good things into your life.”

93. “If the werewolves are breaking out the extra body conditioner, it must be Halloween.”

94. “In my search for the scariest looking costume, I realized nothing is more frightening than the clothes you wear. Okay, you win! Sincere Halloween wishes.”

95. “I hope your Halloween doesn't suck like a vampire. Stay safe!”

96. “Trick or treat. You are so sweet, and it would be great if we could meet. Halloween greetings and best wishes for the Happiest Halloween ever.”

97. “It's positively ghastly outside. It must be Halloween! You have a good one!”

98. “Somebody told me you were going to wear a witch costume this Halloween. You could have fooled me because I thought you were already wearing one. Just kidding with ya. Have a Happy Halloween.”

99. “When the little monsters come knocking on your door, tell them to scram—forever more! Happy Halloween!”

100. “Halloween wishes are being sent your way for a pleasantly frightful day and a delightfully magical night. May the spirit of Halloween be with you.”

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