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Halloween Quotes 2017: Funny Scary Halloween Quotes
Halloween Quotes 2017: Funny Scary Halloween Quotes

1. “Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Christmas and the others can end up making you sad, because you know you should be happy. But on Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be!”

2. “I have a huge costume section in my closet - wigs, mustaches, the whole thing. Halloween's my favorite holiday, so I have a lot of weird stuff.”
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3. “I was born on the night of Samhain, when the barrier between the worlds is whisper-thin and when magic, old magic, sings its heady and sweet song to anyone who cares to hear it.”

4. “I’m not a big fan of Halloween. Except for the dressing up part. I love picking out a costume.”

5. “Halloween is fun, but it wasn't always my favorite holiday. I think Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.”

6. “You’re just spooked. It’s Halloween; we’re all kind of spooked. That’s just the way it is.”
7. “All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar.”

8. “Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.”

9. “Would it surprise you to know that a presence was on your back a few seconds ago?”

10. “If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.”
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11. “Haunt an old house.
Ask for a treat.
Laugh like a witch.
Lick something sweet.
Offer a trick.
Wander a maze.
Echo a boo.
Exclaim the phrase—
Normal's unnatural on Halloween!”

12. “Every day is like Halloween or Christmas eve for me. I go to bed, and I'm so excited to get back to work. I'm very lucky that I have a career like that 'cause not many people do.”

13. “Beware! As you trick or treat. These creatures will find you and make you smell their feet.”

14. “I was kind of a dark kid. I loved Halloween, and I loved vampires and the black and white old monster movies.”

15. “On this day, if it were me, I'd don a mask for all to see.”
16. “Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.”

17. “The first Halloween was very well made. The second one was also well made, though I didn't like it as well as the first one. The third one had nothing to do with the series at all and perhaps shouldn't have been made at all.”

18. “The Harvest Moon glows round and bold, In pumpkin shades outlined in gold, Illuminating eerie forms, Unnatural as a candied corn. Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For 'tis the night called Hallows Eve.”

19. “I was offered a choice of a flat salary up front or a percentage of the film's future earnings. I took the up front money. Nobody could have figured what Halloween would ultimately become.”

20. “Enemies may unite to eliminate a common threat, but never without a wary eye fixed on their ally.”
Halloween Quotes 2017: Funny Scary Halloween Quotes
Halloween Quotes 2017: Funny Scary Halloween Quotes

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21. “Bring forth the raisins and the nuts Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way.”

22. “Let's say you go to a friend's wedding, or Thanksgiving, or Halloween. It'd be great the next day to see what went on with your friends' Thanksgiving weekend, or all the costumes they wore on Halloween, and be able to look back and see what they wore the year before, and the year before that.”

23. “I've always loved Halloween: the one day of the year when you can blatantly dress as your number-one obsession and people will smile instead of snicker.”

24. “I grew up reading comics. I was primarily an 'X-Men' fan, but I definitely dressed up as Spider-Man for Halloween when I was, like, 12 years old. Maybe younger than that.”

25. “So much for a “Happy Halloween!” I thought sarcastically. I should wear a huge sign around my neck from now onward that reads: ‘Stay clear of me if you want your party to survive the night’!”

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26. “There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.”

27. “I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day.”

28. “Then, at night in my own home, I became a weirdo, a shadow watcher, a freak who wondered what was waiting on the basement stairs.”

29. “Every Halloween for six years, I was a Ninja Turtle, and Mikey was my favorite. The turtles really made me who I am today. They got me into martial arts, meditation, surfing, skateboarding; big time influence on who I am today.”

30. “My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.”

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31. “Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.”

32. “People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim.”

33. “I don´t want to be a ghost or a stupid sexy cat. I want to be something that I really want to be.”

34. “The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.”

35. “My Halloween costume is Godot. I'm not showing up at the party, just texting the host every 10 minutes that I'm on my way.”

36. “Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.”

37. “I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it.”

38. “Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word "moon" a new cruel meaning.”

39. “If I wasn't even famous or had any success, I would still wake up and put tons of make-up on, and put on a cool outfit. That's always been who I've been my whole life, so that's never gonna change. I love fashion. I love getting dressed up. I love Halloween, too.”

40. “I dropped the candies into the children's bags, thinking: You small mortals don't realize the power of your stories.”

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41. “Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.”

42. “Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask… while others finally feel safe to take theirs off.”

43. “There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”

44. “Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I always go all-out with my costumes!”

45. “The coldest day in fall is at the Hallows Evening ball where ghoulish fun avoids the sun as monsters mingle wall to wall.”

46. “This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”

47. “I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.”

48. “It is Halloween,” he explains coyly. “I wanted to come out as something beautiful. None of this witch stuff for me. My God, don’t we spend our whole life as witches?”

49. “The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work.”

50. “I'm not fond of a tradition that requires people to open the door for strangers. Or for kids to take candy from strangers.”

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51. “Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October's days.”

52. “If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.”

53. “Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses. In the sky the Halloween moon raced in and out of the clouds. The Halloween wind was blowing, not a blasting of wind but a right-sized swelling, falling, and gushing of wind. It was a lovely and exciting night, exactly the kind of night Halloween should be.”

54. “I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up.”

55. “Halloween was the best holiday, in my opinion, because it was all about friends, monsters, and candy, rather than family and responsibility.”

56. “When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.”

57. “The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.”

58. “Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.”

59. “This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”

60. “The fallen leaves in the forest seemed to make even the ground glow and burn with light”

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61. “Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite, All are on their rounds tonight, In the wan moon's silver ray, Thrives their helter-skelter play.”

62. “I came from a Halloween-friendly home. My dad, Spencer, was a U.S. Marine captain. But when it came to Halloween, my dad had a soft spot. He would take his three sons and friends on escapades on Halloween night.”

63. “After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.”

64. “This is the gateway to Hell, baby… Welcome to The Underworld.”

65. “Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, So I'll propose on Halloween.”

66. “Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”

67. “Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular!”

68. “There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.”

69. “I do love horror movies, but I'm not the kind of guy who would dress up as a ghoul for Halloween. I might go as a member of the Blue Man Group.”

70. “A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”

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71. “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween.”

72. “I am unusually Halloween-attentive, because, as it happens, I was born on Halloween, so for me it has always been an occasion of great moment.”

73. “Hark! Hark to the wind! 'Tis the night, they say, When all souls come back from the far away- The dead, forgotten this many a day!”

74. “I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.”

75. “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
Halloween Quotes 2017: Funny Scary Halloween Quotes
Halloween Quotes 2017: Funny Scary Halloween Quotes

76. “Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.”

77. “In Halloween, I viewed the characters as simply normal teenagers. Laurie, Jamie Lee's character, was shy and somewhat repressed. And Michael Myers, the killer, is definitely repressed. They have certain similarities.”

78. “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.”

79. “Go put on your mask. Say 'trick-or-treat' in costume. It’s All Hallows Eve.”

80. “I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween!”

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81. “It isn’t always true that a critical end justifies desperate means.”

82. “On Hallowe'en the thing you must do Is pretend that nothing can frighten you And if somethin' scares you and you want to run Just let on like it's Hallowe'en fun.”

83. “Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage.”

84. “There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.”

85. “On Halloween, witches come true, Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.”

86. “I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes.”

87. “I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.”

88. “Most people live their lives laying prostrate before a false god, waiting for a cue to rise. There are no cues, only decisions. Shall I have dessert? Shall I have the best of the wine? Shall I love the person next to me? They can all be brought to your table. Rise, I say, rise and look within to the truth, to the light, and tell it your decision.”

89. “Being in a band you can wear whatever you want — it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday.”

90. “First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys. Not that all months aren't rare. But one strange year, halloween came early. don't you ditch me jim nightshade. don't talk death. Someone might hear.”

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91. “As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light!”

92. “They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.”

93. “Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallow's Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.”

94. “True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.”

95. “October proved a riot a riot to the senses and climaxed those giddy last weeks before Halloween.”

96. “Probably the scariest thing about cemeteries is that music they play in your head when you drive by one.”

97. “The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween.
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98. “Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.”

99. “First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys.”

100. “Eat, drink and be scary.”

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