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Happy Halloween Messages 2017
Happy Halloween Messages 2017

1. “I just found a skeleton in the cupboard and it’s scary.”

2. “All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.”
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3. “Have fun getting frightened and scaring people and seeing the horrors of Halloween.”

4. “Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Christmas and the others can end up making you sad, because you know you should be happy. But on Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.”

5. “Be whoever you want to be, I won’t judge you. Happy Halloween!”

6. “The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween.”
7. “Dress up and put on your make up because it’s Halloween. Seriously, dress up and let’s go celebrate!”

8. “Even though it’s Halloween I wish you a magical birthday, full of surprises tricks and treats. Thanks for being such a terrific person.”

9. “All those tasty treats await you this Halloween so be ready with your sweet tooth.”

10. “Best witches on your special day! May you have a wonderful and spook-tacular birthday! You deserve all the success and happiness in the world.”
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11. “Do not make any witches become cross and you will be okay this Halloween night.”

12. “Have a horrifying, magical, blood-curdling and candy-filled bag Halloween!”

13. “I assure you tonight will be full of thrills and hopefully you will be frightened at least.”

14. “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”

15. “No matter who you decide to dress up as, the important thing is you enjoy Halloween.”
16. “May you have the best and the creepiest costume of them all. Happy Halloween!”

17. “Maybe you can start carving your pumpkins to have a more Halloween like feel today.”

18. “Hope you have as much fun today as the spiders and bats living in your house. Happy Halloween!”

19. “You can be a mighty pirate this Halloween and go take those candy treasures with you.”

20. “May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!”
Happy Halloween Messages 2017
Happy Halloween Messages 2017

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21. “Good luck this Halloween, may your house be as pretty before and after this night!”

22. “When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.”

23. “You may fall in love with anyone today, even a witch, because it is Halloween.”

24. “Trick or treat, the choice is yours. May you have a happy Halloween, from my skeleton to yours.”

25. “The scariest thing on Halloween are those malls selling Christmas decors so early.”

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26. “There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”

27. “I bet the dentist is happy with all those teeth waiting to be cleaned after Halloween.”

28. “May the candles shine bright and may you have a ghoul time on Halloween!”

29. “Good luck this Halloween, may your house be as pretty before and after this night!”

30. “As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, let loose upon the Earth till it be light!”

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31. “You may fall in love with anyone today, even a witch, because it is Halloween.”

32. “May your Halloween be filled with magic, spirits and treats. I wish you all the luck on this Halloween!”

33. “Bosses can just dress up as themselves this Halloween, how awesome for them.”

34. “There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionate of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.”

35. “Make me a pumpkin mask. Dress up like a ghost and let's get to the highways. The dead are waiting. Wishing you a scary Halloween.”

36. “May your day be filled with fear and your bag stuffed with candies. Happy Halloween!”

37. “The scariest thing on Halloween are those malls selling Christmas decors so early.”

38. “Nothing deadly, nothing scary, just tricks, treats and a bag full of candy. May you have a creepy Halloween night!”

39. “Are you an unmarried girl? Dress up like a ghost and look into the mirror. Can you see the man of your dreams?”

40. “Go easy on the candy or you may have to schedule another visit with the dentist.”
Happy Halloween Messages 2017
Happy Halloween Messages 2017

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41. “Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat!”

42. “I bet the dentist is happy with all those teeth waiting to be cleaned after Halloween.”

43. “May your dreams be filled with snickers, butterfingers, apples and ghosts. Happy Halloween!”

44. “I am sure that the Halloween is going to be filled with awesome costumes.”

45. “Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”

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46. “I can go as Santa Claus on Halloween and scare all those naughty kids.”

47. “When the dark night appears and everything turns into evil, just remember it’s Halloween, just chill!”

48. “I do not want to ever answer who I am going as on Halloween night, ever, gosh.”

49. “May you have a fang-tastic evening, ghoul-friend! I am so lucky to have you in my life. Halloween wishes to you!”

50. “Come to think of it, I can go dress up as a fat Hollywood actress and get some scare.”

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51. “Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.”

52. “I love Halloween on Mondays because there is no work at all, I get to finally rest.”

53. “A big boo to you on Halloween, may all your dreams come true and know that I love you. Enjoy the candy!”

54. “That zombie costume looks so great on you, just like it is not really a costume at all.”

55. “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”

56. “Adults are actually happy on Halloween because they get to eat their kid’s candies.”

57. “Have fun scaring the heck out of people, it’s the only day you are allowed to do so. Happy Halloween!”

58. “I am single and it is Halloween so I get to hog all those candies I’ll get to myself.”

59. “Have a hair-raising, bloodcurdling evening to the best person in the world. I love you!”

60. “Dressing up as a failed Math test is not a bad idea at all now that I think about it.”

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61. “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It’s our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween.”

62. “You could have chosen another costume why is yours similar to what mine looks like?”

63. “Wishing you an eerie, spooky, hair-raising, spell-binding Halloween!”

64. “I hate working at Halloween stores because I never get to dress up on Halloween.”

65. “Have a smashing Halloween! I promise I won’t be a witch tonight, I’ll do anything for you because it’s a very special night.”

66. “I love Halloween as I can easily convince others of my children being monsters.”

67. “I wave my wand and put on my cape and wish you lots of treats and success coming your way. Happy Halloween!”

68. “Be careful of those dressed up as vampires, maybe they are real vampires after all.”

69. “There will be tons of zombies walking the streets tonight for sure, Halloween is that.”

70. “You still have a lot of time so go plan your Halloween costume and be awesome.”
Happy Halloween Messages 2017
Happy Halloween Messages 2017

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71. “May you have the brightest pumpkin and be the scariest ghost in town. Happy Halloween!”

72. “If you are wise, never let your love go out on the night witches ride on broomsticks, or vampires will have him/her for breakfast.”

73. “Hope your day doesn’t suck like a vampire. May you have an amazing day and a freakishly scary Halloween!”

74. “I'm 60 and it's Halloween; let's become kids again. Happy Halloween.”

75. “I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.”

76. “Get your criminally scary costume. Besides, what is Halloween without creepy costumes?”

77. “This Halloween I’d like to tell you a thing or two, it’s okay to be the devil, it’s okay to have a tattoo, it’s okay to be an angel, it’s okay to trick or treat too.”

78. “Let's go trick-and-treat this Halloween night; when it's time for candy, everyone is on his own. Happy Halloween.”

79. “Trick me or treat me, I don’t care what you do, just promise to give me a candy or two.”

80. “If you are not ghastly scary, be ready to go hiding. Wishing you a spooky and fun-filled Halloween.”

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81. “Trick or treat and be scary. May you have a Halloween full of candy.”

82. “If the night gets darker than the moon can keep aglow, watch out for the vampires and get mischievous.”

83. “Those ballerinas will surely be looking for good treats this Halloween, have fun!”

84. “If you hear a breaking sound outside, know that the werewolves are on your trail. Wear your costume and run. Wishing you are festive Halloween.”

85. “Take care of yourself tonight, those ghostly things might be lurking this Halloween.”

86. “When the creepy monsters come knocking at your door, simply open and receive your magical candy.”

87. “Eat lots of candy, scare someone, don’t be yourself because it’s Halloween!”

88. “The ghosts and vampires are coming to hunt you this creepy night, just go hiding under the blanket. Happy Halloween.”

89. “Let the goosebumps spread and the hairs stand up on Halloween, and let the candy fill your dreams.”

90. “Beware it's Halloween night, don't go collecting candies; don't look back if you hear your name. Just keep running.”

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91. “Let’s have a scary and sweet candy filled Halloween!”

92. “If you are good, go hiding, the witches, the demons and the ghosts are coming to have you for dinner.”

93. “It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly and scary!”

94. “What do you see this Hallow Eve? The Dracula is coming to town with the ghosts and the vampires. Relax, it can't get scarier. Wishing you a lovely Halloween.”

95. “The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.”

96. “Run if you don't want to be dead. On this dark Halloween night, the red devil, monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, demons and black cats are out with black magic to hunt you.”

97. “Pumpkin carving and ghost hunting. Trick or treating and witch hunting. This will be a bone-chilling Halloween!”

98. “Beware this creepy night. Witches, monsters and demons are clothed in crazy costumes waiting to hand you the tricks and treats, candy and horror. Happy Halloween.”

99. “Maybe you should go grab those wigs and costumes out of the closet, enjoy Halloween”

100. “Dress up, the Halloween night is dead. Goblins and skeletons are waiting to possess you at the door. Can you hear the knock?”

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